OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

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SUPER CONGRESS TO MAKE STOCK MARKET SOAR!

WASHINGTON, DC – The Super Congress met in secret last night. Word leaked that they will make the stock market rise and heal the earth!

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REPUBLICANS TO READ BIBLE ON HOUSE FLOOR

WASHINGTON –  A day after reading the U.S. Constitution, Republicans will read the Bible in the house floor.

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