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U.S. Congress

FALLING SATELLITE HEADED FOR CAPITOL HILL!

November 8, 2013 by Tap Vann

HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags nasa, satellite, U.S. Congress, Washington D.C

STUDY: CONGRESS FILLED WITH MORONS!

April 3, 2012 by Frank Lake

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags balanced approach, Cantor, debt celing, Debt Deal, Eric Cantor, harry reid, Harvard study, intelligence, IQ, John Boehner, moron, Morons, nancy pelosi, obama, Paul Ryan, pelosi, Rand Paul, Ron Paul, three-ring circus, U.S. Congress

U.S. LAUNCHES INTERNET WAR

January 6, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

WASHINGTON – U.S. lawmakers have reportedly authorized the army to begin “kinetic military actions” – to take place on the Internet.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags cia, hackers, NSA, U.S. Congress, u.s. government, viruses

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