HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!
U.S. Congress
STUDY: CONGRESS FILLED WITH MORONS!
CAMBRIDGE, MA – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!
U.S. LAUNCHES INTERNET WAR
WASHINGTON – U.S. lawmakers have reportedly authorized the army to begin “kinetic military actions” – to take place on the Internet.