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OBAMA ON NEW DOLLAR BILL

November 30, 2012 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The White House has approved the redesign of U.S. currency.  Barack Obama will be on the new dollar bill.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags abraham lincoln, barack obama, ben bernanke, John Boehner, nancy pelosi, Paul Ryan, pennies, thomas jefferson

FED SAYS RECESSION IS OVER

August 13, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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Ben Bernanke says that the worst of the recession is over and the economy will level out, thanks to a large reserve of gold found hidden under Mount Rushmore.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags ben bernanke, bernanke, economy, federal reserve, federal reserve chairman, financial crisis, financial institutions, Gold, mount rushmore, recession, rushmore, u.s. economy, world economy

BERNANKE’S RECESSION PREDICTION

February 26, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – Bernanke finally admits how he predicted the end of the recession: Astrology!

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags astrology, ben bernanke, bernanke, clairvoyance, federal reserve, federal reserve chairman, jupiter, mercury, president george bush, recession, venus

JOHN THAIN: ALIEN!

December 8, 2008 by Erik Van Datiken

UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, ben bernanke, federal reserve, i robot, john thain, johnthain, merrill lynch, robert, us treasury, wall street

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