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JONNIE MARBLES, CIA
LONDON – Jonnie Marbles, the man who attacked Rupert Murdoch, revealed that he is an American spy.
HARRY POTTER LINKED TO BIN LADEN!
LOS ANGELES – Harry Potter and Osama Bin Laden have an eerie link.
TRUMP WANTS TO SEE OSAMA’S DEATH CERTIFICATE!
NEW YORK – Minutes after President Obama’s speech, Donald Trump has demanded to see Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate!
JFK KILLED OVER UFOS!
WASHINGTON – Secret CIA memos reveal that President John F. Kennedy was killed because he wanted to release the UFO files.
IRINA SHAYK
MOSCOW – Russian supermodel, Irina Shayk, is a Russian spy.
DEAD FISH IN ARKANSAS!
ARKANSAS- Thousands of birds fell from the Arkansas sky and now… over 300,000 drum fish are dead.
BUSH WATERBOARDED CHENEY
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush reveals in his memoir, Decision Points, that he personally waterboarded VP Dick Cheney.
CIA BUYS FLEET OF GOOGLE DRIVERLESS CARS
LANGLEY, VA – The CIA has purchased a large fleet of Google Driverless Cars.
ALIENS RUN FOURTH BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT
WASHINGTON, DC – The Washington Post unveiled the first installment of its Top Secret America series, revealing that much of America is now being controlled by aliens.
RUSSIA SWAPS PUTIN FOR PALIN
AUSTRIA – In a secret swap on the tarmac of the Vienna airport, Russia and the United States returned their respective spies: Vladmir Putin and Sarah Palin.
