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DEAR DOTTI – AMERICA’S MOST OUTSPOKEN COLUMNIST 7.15.26

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Dear Readers, Sometimes the spooky world of the web lands a letter in my lap. Thanks to everyone who forwarded me this mess of a romance: ASTRAL PROJECTION AFFAIR WITH VAMPIRE DAMPENS DREAMS OK, so I had this conversation with my boyfriend of two years today. We plan on moving in together in the next … READ MORE

10 COOL TIPS TO SURVIVE IN HELL

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…AND ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE! If you follow a few simple rules, you can follow 10 tips to survive in Hell with little or no suffering. And can even turn it into an enjoyable experience! That’s the assertion of reputed mob enforcer Carmine Gagamante, who spent two weeks in Satan’s domain while in a coma. He … READ MORE

VENDING MACHINE MAFIA EXPOSED!

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On the surface, it looks like a collection of childish whims and cheap toys all for the affordable price of a couple of coins.  At its heart it is ruthless and deadly serious business. Deadly enough in fact that the name of our contact for this article has been changed in order to protect the … READ MORE

MOB WAR AVOIDED THROUGH SPELLING BEE

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LEARNING TO SPELL “CARNAGE” HELPS THEM AVOID IT! Law enforcement agencies across the nation are breathing a sigh of relief, today, after a full-blown Mafia war was averted through, of all things, a spelling bee. Tensions between New York’s Gambiossi clan and New Jersey’s Cheezetti mob were about to explode when this alternative method was … READ MORE