MOSCOW – Russian supermodel, Irina Shayk, is a Russian spy.

The CIA has confirmed that Irina Shayk, who has just been named Sports Illustrated new cover girl, is a Russian spy.

Irina became friends with another Russian national, Anna Chapman, who was arrested last June in New York City on suspicion of working for the Illegals Program spy ring under the Russian Federation’s external intelligence agency, the SVR.
Chapman was deported back to Russia as part of a prison swap.  The Obama Administration tried to send Sarah Palin to Russia in exchange for Chapman, but Putin didn’t want Palin.
Irina had dated a United States man with ties to a national security.  He reports that Irina had given him a milkshake that made him drowsy, forcing him to divulge state secrets.
That reports seemed false.  Does she look like she drinks milkshakes?:

Well, it turns out it is true!  Memos are flying around the CIA and the FBI – “Beware of the Irina Shake!” – they warn.

This would not be the first time that Russians have used beverages – especially tasty beverages – to advance their own national interest.

Former Russian agent, Alexander Litvinenko died in a London hospital on November 23, 2006, after drinking a chocolate milk shake (his favorite!).  The killer shake took his life in just three days.

Sports Illustrated has been alerted to the threat posed by Irina Shayk and her Shakes – “Shakin’ Shayk” – as she’s known to CIA agents.  SI said that they will be on high alert when meeting with her in the coming weeks.

In the meantime, we ask you again… Do you think Irina drinks milkshakes?  Really?

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21 thoughts on “IRINA SHAYK”

  1. 'PETE' youre a jerk! the RUSSIANS are the worst garbage living here in the USA the woman come here to meet rich Ameircan men and marry them and live off our wealth they should all be deported! let them make a living in there country! LOL

  2. And What do these spies find out? Saw her on Late night tv too bad she got a spy rap I can't see that being her true intentions Irena Shayk She look like the next star I loved her voice sure better voice than that Homeless guy supposed to take James Earl Jones' spot in Star Wars.

  3. She is always making stereotypes about Russian women in interviews..” Russian Women are Dangerous”, Russian Women don’t buy there own Jewelry”, She is very Shallow, fake person..
    She is an idiot, and wants to be a SPY! hahaha

  4. The majority of you are retarded, and do not understand common english grammer. Does it even matter if she is a spy, she is too busy showing her tits to cameras.

  5. vicki,
    "grammar" is spelled with two "a"s, e.g., grammar, gramma, not "grammer is spelled w[ith] . . . ", but Alex's comment proves itself true by his own example. He is in his own majority on this one for sure. He is like a bird flying is such a tight circle that he flies up his own anus. You are just skirting the edge of that majority yourself "w" your "grammer."

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