OCALA, Fla. – John Travolta has agreed to fund and oversee the abandoned F-35 Joint Strike Fighter program.
Robert Gates
CHINA PREPARES FOR WAR
BEIJING – China is preparing for war against every other nation in the world. They are confident they will be victorious.
ALIENS RUN FOURTH BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT
WASHINGTON, DC – The Washington Post unveiled the first installment of its Top Secret America series, revealing that much of America is now being controlled by aliens.