WASHINGTON, DC – The CIA has announced that it is shutting down its secret prisons around the world. Yard sales will be used to help the agency recoup precious revenue.
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AHMEDINEJAD HOSTS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
TEHRAN, IRAN – Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmedinejad shocked the world this week by appearing on a one hour Christmas special broadcast on the BBC.
Russians Train Mummy Air Force
Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers