LONDON – John Lennon’s personal diaries reveal that he was a staunch conservative and a registered Republican.
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ED ANGER SAYS: GOP = GANG OF PANSIES!
I’m as fed up as Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet about what’s happening to the Republicans!
PALIN BAGS A BIGFOOT
WASILLA, AK – Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.
A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.
UPDATE: PALINTOLOGY REVEALED!
BREAKING NEWS!
These drawings were found left behind on Palin’s debate notes last night showing both her belief in what should be taught in schools but also her view on the natural evolution of woman.