NEWS ORLEANS – According to the world’s top astrologers, Barack Obama will win re-election to the U.S. presidency.
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BAT BOY TO BE ROMNEY’S VP
GOP insiders are convinced that Mitt Romney will pick Bat Boy as his Vice Presidential nominee.
BREASTFEEDING ARREST NEAR GINGRICH HOME
McLEAN, VA. – A Virginia woman was arrested for breastfeeding her one-month old son near the home of the G.O.P. Presidential hopeful.