BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – Mitt Romney has added “Woman” by John Lennon to his official campaign playlist.
ST. PETERSBURG – Gootan spaceships fired at commuters in St. Petersburg yesterday!!
LONDON – In his autobiography, “Life”, Keith Richards reveals that he and Mick Jagger have been lovers for decades.
LIVERPOOL – John Lennon’s toilet goes on sale today. Fans are flush with porcelain dreams.
WASHINGTON, DC – Paul McCartney was “In Performance at the White House” and… John Lennon showed up!
CANANDAIGUA, NY – Ringo Starr was leaving the stage after his concert last night, when Pete Best, the first drummer of The Beatles shot him with a handgun.
NEW YORK, NY – John Lennon was murdered 29 years ago, and the building where he was shot is still haunted!