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teleprompter jesus

ED ANGER SAYS: TELEPROMPTER JESUS NEEDS A MIRACLE

March 13, 2009 by Ed Anger

Here’s one my grandson told me: “What’s the difference between Jesus and Obama? Jesus knew how to build a cabinet!”

Categories Ed Anger Tags bernie madoff, communist-in-chief, obama pot, pork chop hill, teleprompter jesus, teleprompter kid

ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA SHOULD FIRE HIMSELF

March 11, 2009 by Ed Anger

Teleprompter Jesus obviously doesn’t know his butt from his elbow and it’s only Day 50.

Categories Ed Anger Tags communist-in-chief, gordon brown, obama gordon brown, oprah, Paleostynians, rush limbaugh, snuggie, teleprompter jesus, teleprompter kid

ED ANGER SAYS: SHUT DOWN NASA!

March 9, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!

Categories Ed Anger Tags alien discovery, Aliens, communist-in-chief, Ed Anger, edanger, job stimulus, nasa, ronald reagan, tang, teleprompter jesus, teleprompter kid, unemployment, zsa-zsa gabor

ED ANGER SAYS: GOP = GANG OF PANSIES!

March 6, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m as fed up as Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet about what’s happening to the Republicans!

Categories Ed Anger Tags conservatives, cpac, cpac 2009, david frum, Ed Anger, Esther Schenectady, gop, joe the plumber, republicans, rush limbaugh, sarah palin, teleprompter jesus, winston churchill

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