LONDON – John Lennon’s personal diaries reveal that he was a staunch conservative and a registered Republican.
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PSYCHIC OCTOPUS DEAD!
GERMANY – Paul is dead. The famous psychic octopus who predicted outcomes of the 2010 World Cup was murdered.
THE BOWL OF JOHN AND YOKO
LIVERPOOL – John Lennon’s toilet goes on sale today. Fans are flush with porcelain dreams.