WASHINGTON D.C. – Sources say Dwight D. Eisenhower met with extraterrestrials three times while he was President.
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NEW ZODIAC SIGN: OFFICIAL PROFILE
CARSON CITY, NV — The Astrology Association of America has released an official profile for the new zodiac sign Ophiuchus.
ED ANGER: AL GORE THINKS THE WEATHER IS HITLER!
I’m madder than Winston Churchill at an A.A. meeting! Just when I figured Al Gore couldn’t get any nuttier, yesterday he made a fool of himself again.
ED ANGER SAYS: GOP = GANG OF PANSIES!
I’m as fed up as Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet about what’s happening to the Republicans!