I’M MADDER THAN A SKUNK IN A PERFUME FACTORY ABOUT THIS AI TAKEOVER NONSENSE!

Folks, I’m so steamed I could boil a pot of chili with my bare hands! Everywhere I turn, it’s AI this, AI that, like we’re all supposed to bow down to some fancy computer with a god complex. I was chugging my Old Milwaukee and watching the news when I heard about Apple sniffing around … READ MORE

I’M PIG-BITING MAD: DIDDY’S TURNING HOLLYWOOD INTO A CRIME SYNDICATE!

Folks, I’m madder than a wet hen in a hailstorm, and if you’re not, you ain’t paying attention! This country’s going to hell in a handbasket, and the latest proof is that music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs is turning Tinsel Town into a one-man crime spree! I’m telling you, this guy’s got Hollywood shaking in … READ MORE

WILL THE HOLLYWOOD STRIKES BRING ABOUT A NEW WAVE OF PUPPET SHOWS?

“I’M BETTING ON IT,” A SHADY PRODUCER TELLS BRICK RIVERS! Recently, the writers attempted to meet with studio and streaming heads for the first time in over three months. The well-paid CEOs dismissed all the writers’ demands but promised to pay them extra wampum. When it was pointed out that colored beads and trinkets hadn’t … READ MORE

BREAKING NEWS: WEEKLY WORLD NEWS STUDIOS LAUNCHES!

Weekly World News Launches Entertainment Division, Announces First Project “The Zombie Wedding” From Deadline.com today. Written by Matt Grobar EXCLUSIVE: Weekly World News—the supermarket tabloid behind such wacky characters as Bat Boy, Manigator, P’lod the Alien, Ph.D. Ape and SpyCat—is launching an entertainment division. Weekly World News Studios will focus on developing film, TV and podcast projects, based … READ MORE

HOLLYWOOD TO USE REAL MONSTERS IN NEW MONSTER MOVIES!

We all grew up watching the older monster films that Hollywood used to churn out. Silly attempts at horror, fake blood, performers in rubber suits. But you may have noticed that recently the special effects have gotten much more realistic. That’s because they are real! Weekly World News sat down with Dunough McTrough to discuss this situation.  … READ MORE