FRANKEN INDUCTED INTO DEMOCRAT CONSPIRACY

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Al Franken was approved Tuesday to join the US Senate.  The Democratic Party will now involve him in their secret plans.

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BOYCOTT COMMIE-SOTA

I’m madder than Jesse Ventura with a busted microphone about that idiot Al Franken. It’s bad enough America picked a commie President with a crazy name, but now Minnesota went and made some potty mouth “comedian” a senator.

LIZARD PEOPLE PLEDGE VOTE FOR FRANKEN

ST. PAUL, MN – The Lizard People have come forward to officially cast their vote for Al Franken.

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CHAOS CLOUD WATCHES OVER RECOUNT

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After the presidential election went off without a hitch, many citizens were hoping the Chaos Cloud would vanish. But it isn’t satisfied just yet.

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