WASHINGTON — The Ronald Reagan School for Political Dramatics has opened!
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AL FRANKEN JOE LIEBERMAN
Senator Al Franken shut up Joe Lieberman on the Senate floor yesterday. Lieberman quickly responded with fisticuffs!
OLYMPIA SNOWE
WASHINGTON, DC – Republican Olympia Snowe has voted in favor of Health Care reform. The GOP is charging she was seduced by Al Franken.
FRANKEN INDUCTED INTO DEMOCRAT CONSPIRACY
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Al Franken was approved Tuesday to join the US Senate. The Democratic Party will now involve him in their secret plans.
BOYCOTT COMMIE-SOTA
I’m madder than Jesse Ventura with a busted microphone about that idiot Al Franken. It’s bad enough America picked a commie President with a crazy name, but now Minnesota went and made some potty mouth “comedian” a senator.
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SENATE!
ST. PAUL, MN – Minnesotans have turned to schoolyard protocol in a last ditch effort to solve their Senate conundrum.
LIZARD PEOPLE PLEDGE VOTE FOR FRANKEN
ST. PAUL, MN – The Lizard People have come forward to officially cast their vote for Al Franken.
CHAOS CLOUD WATCHES OVER RECOUNT
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After the presidential election went off without a hitch, many citizens were hoping the Chaos Cloud would vanish. But it isn’t satisfied just yet.