MINNESOTA – Authorities report the first official sighting of Gootans in America. Deer Hunters shot at these aliens.
LOS ANGELES – Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have reconciled and plan to re-marry on New Year’s Eve.
ALEXANDRIA, MN – A mystery carcass was found in Douglas County. Nobody knows what it is or how it got there.
ROCHESTER, MN – A 15 1/2 pound baby was born in Minnesota last week!
SAVAGE, MN – The Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback has more going for him than just skills.
ST. PAUL, MN – Minnesotans have turned to schoolyard protocol in a last ditch effort to solve their Senate conundrum.
ST. PAUL, MN – The Lizard People have come forward to officially cast their vote for Al Franken.