Robert ‘Bobby’ Tufts isn’t yet in preschool, but he’s been elected twice the mayor of a town in Minnesota.
MINNESOTA – Authorities report the first official sighting of Gootans in America. Deer Hunters shot at these aliens.
LOS ANGELES – Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have reconciled and plan to re-marry on New Year’s Eve.
CORAH, IOWA – There was an Elvis sighting on President Obama’s tour of the midwest!P
ALEXANDRIA, MN – A mystery carcass was found in Douglas County. Nobody knows what it is or how it got there.
GREAT FALLS, MT. – Walter Breuning, the world’s oldest man at 115, died Thursday.
SAVAGE, MN – The Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback has more going for him than just skills.
ST. PAUL, MN – Minnesotans have turned to schoolyard protocol in a last ditch effort to solve their Senate conundrum.
ST. PAUL, MN – The Lizard People have come forward to officially cast their vote for Al Franken.
