Robert ‘Bobby’ Tufts isn’t yet in preschool, but he’s been elected twice the mayor of a town in Minnesota.
MINNESOTA – Authorities report the first official sighting of Gootans in America. Deer Hunters shot at these aliens.
LOS ANGELES – Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have reconciled and plan to re-marry on New Year’s Eve.
ALEXANDRIA, MN – A mystery carcass was found in Douglas County. Nobody knows what it is or how it got there.
ST. PAUL, MN – Minnesotans have turned to schoolyard protocol in a last ditch effort to solve their Senate conundrum.
ST. PAUL, MN – The Lizard People have come forward to officially cast their vote for Al Franken.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After the presidential election went off without a hitch, many citizens were hoping the Chaos Cloud would vanish. But it isn’t satisfied just yet.
