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minnesota

4-YEAR-OLD MAYOR

August 5, 2013 by Hideaki Tailor

Robert ‘Bobby’ Tufts isn’t yet in preschool, but he’s been elected twice the mayor of a town in Minnesota.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bobby, fargo, mayor, minnesota

DEER HUNTERS SHOOT AT ALIENS

February 3, 2012 by Frank Lake

MINNESOTA – Authorities report the first official sighting of Gootans in America.  Deer Hunters shot at these aliens.

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, alien invasion, Aliens, Gootans, minnesota, Planet Gootan, ufos

KIM KARDASHIAN AND KRIS HUMPHRIES – BACK TOGETHER!

November 7, 2011 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES – Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have reconciled and plan to re-marry on New Year’s Eve.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags divorce, Jenner, keeping up with the kardashians, Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries, minnesota, new jersey nets, scam, wedding

MYSTERY ROADKILL

August 8, 2011 by Tap Vann

ALEXANDRIA, MN –  A mystery carcass was found in Douglas County.  Nobody knows what it is or how it got there.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags badger, Bigfoot, chupacabra, minnesota, monster, monsters, mutant, Mutants, roadkill

WORLD'S OLDEST MAN DIES

April 15, 2011 by Tap Vann

GREAT FALLS, MT. – Walter Breuning, the world’s oldest man at 115, died Thursday.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags civil war, minnesota, montana, world war i

15 POUND BABY

November 30, 2009 by Gerry Dorsey

ROCHESTER, MN – A 15 1/2 pound baby was born in Minnesota last week!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags minnesota, rochester

TARVARIS JACKSON A REAL VIKING

January 5, 2009 by Tap Vann

SAVAGE, MN – The Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback has more going for him than just skills.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags football, minnesota, minnesota vikings

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SENATE!

December 23, 2008 by Carl Woodward

ST. PAUL, MN – Minnesotans have turned to schoolyard protocol in a last ditch effort to solve their Senate conundrum.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags al franken, jesse ventura, minnesota, minnesota senate race, norm coleman, st. paul

LIZARD PEOPLE PLEDGE VOTE FOR FRANKEN

December 17, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

ST. PAUL, MN – The Lizard People have come forward to officially cast their vote for Al Franken.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags al franken, alfranken, minnesota, minnesota senate race, norm coleman, st. paul

CHAOS CLOUD WATCHES OVER RECOUNT

November 7, 2008 by Tap Vann

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After the presidential election went off without a hitch, many citizens were hoping the Chaos Cloud would vanish. But it isn’t satisfied just yet.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags al franken, alfranken, chaos cloud, chaoscloud, minneapolis, minnesota, norm coleman, snl

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