GREENLAND ICE CHUNK HEADED FOR MANHATTAN!

NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!

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ANNA FERMANOVA, ANOTHER SEXY RUSSIAN SPY NAILED

Plano, TX – Another sexy Russian, Anna Fermanova, has been arrested in Texas and charged with spying for Russia.

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Bridge to Nowhere Leads to Alien Quizno's

JUNEAU, AK – Sources inside the Alaska State Legislature confirm today that Governor Sarah Palin’s earmark pet project, the “Bridge to Nowhere” was partially funded by Alien Investors.

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