SIBERIA – A Yeti has been sighted numerous times in remote areas of Siberia!
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VLADMIR PUTIN SINGS
ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA – Vladmir Putin launched his world tour – as a singer – last night!
RUSSIAN MEN PREFER RUBBER WOMEN
SIBERIA – Russian men are choosing to spend their time with rubber women rather than real women.
GREENLAND ICE CHUNK HEADED FOR MANHATTAN!
NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!
ANNA FERMANOVA, ANOTHER SEXY RUSSIAN SPY NAILED
Plano, TX – Another sexy Russian, Anna Fermanova, has been arrested in Texas and charged with spying for Russia.
BABY MAMMOTH ON DISPLAY IN FRANCE
PUY-EN VELAY, FRANCE – A baby woolly mammoth, one of the oldest intact mammoths every found, is now on display in a French museum.
CONTAMINATED HOLY WATER
MOSCOW – More than 100 Russian Orthodox followers have been hospitalized after drinking contaminated holy water!