ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA – Vladmir Putin launched his world tour – as a singer – last night!
SIBERIA – Russian men are choosing to spend their time with rubber women rather than real women.
NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!
Plano, TX – Another sexy Russian, Anna Fermanova, has been arrested in Texas and charged with spying for Russia.
PUY-EN VELAY, FRANCE – A baby woolly mammoth, one of the oldest intact mammoths every found, is now on display in a French museum.
MOSCOW – More than 100 Russian Orthodox followers have been hospitalized after drinking contaminated holy water!
I’m madder than a Kossack who’s run out of vodka!
That Obama really smashes my atoms!
JUNEAU, AK – Sources inside the Alaska State Legislature confirm today that Governor Sarah Palin’s earmark pet project, the “Bridge to Nowhere” was partially funded by Alien Investors.
Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers