Russia Archives

FLYING DONKEY DEAD!

February 7, 2011 by Tap Vann

MOSCOW — A flying donkey that last year shot to international fame has been murdered!

January 16, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.

June 27, 2022December 13, 2010 by Frank Lake

ST. PETERSBURG, RUSSIA – Vladmir Putin launched his world tour – as a singer – last night!

September 15, 2010 by Frank Lake

SIBERIA – Russian men are choosing to spend their time with rubber women rather than real women.

August 7, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!

July 28, 2010 by Frank Lake

Plano, TX – Another sexy Russian, Anna Fermanova, has been arrested in Texas and charged with spying for Russia.

July 17, 2010 by Sarah Haddad

PUY-EN VELAY, FRANCE – A baby woolly mammoth, one of the oldest intact mammoths every found, is now on display in a French museum.

January 25, 2010 by Maleeka Spriggs

MOSCOW – More than 100 Russian Orthodox followers have been hospitalized after drinking contaminated holy water!

July 15, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a Kossack who’s run out of vodka!

April 6, 2009 by Ed Anger

That Obama really smashes my atoms!