MEXICO – Danny Ramos Gomez, dubbed the “wolfman”, loves being covered in hair.
PAGE 5 HONEY
MISTRESS TINY NIGHTMARE This week’s Page 5 Honey hails from Southern California and is truly …
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THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS!
LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!
STUDY: BRITISH ACCENT NO LONGER SEXY
PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.
POLISH POLITICIANS STRIP FOR VOTES!
KRAKOW – Polish politicians appeal to the basic instincts of their constituents to get votes.
SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE: ADELE
NEW YORK – New polls by Esquire, FHM and People reveal that men consider Adele the sexiest woman alive.
MEGAN FOX MARRIES, BUT SHE'S STILL A MAN!
KONA, HI – WWN has confirmed that Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green on June 24th. WWN also confirmed that she is still a man.
POLE DANCING FOR JESUS
OLD TOWN SPRING, TX – There’s a new trend in the Christian community – Pole-Dancing for the Lord.
