PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.
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POLISH POLITICIANS STRIP FOR VOTES!
KRAKOW – Polish politicians appeal to the basic instincts of their constituents to get votes.
SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE: ADELE
NEW YORK – New polls by Esquire, FHM and People reveal that men consider Adele the sexiest woman alive.
MEGAN FOX MARRIES, BUT SHE'S STILL A MAN!
KONA, HI – WWN has confirmed that Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green on June 24th. WWN also confirmed that she is still a man.
POLE DANCING FOR JESUS
OLD TOWN SPRING, TX – There’s a new trend in the Christian community – Pole-Dancing for the Lord.
MERMAID HALLE BERRY WASHES ASHORE
MALIBU – Surfers at Zuma Beach were shocked to see a mermaid, especially when the mermaid is Halle Berry!
ANNA FERMANOVA, ANOTHER SEXY RUSSIAN SPY NAILED
Plano, TX – Another sexy Russian, Anna Fermanova, has been arrested in Texas and charged with spying for Russia.