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MANDA!

August 7, 2010 by Frank Lake

GANSU, CHINA – A half-man, half-panda creature was found today in China!

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, john holdren, manigator, Mutants, panda

BRAIN-EATING VACCINES TURN AMERICANS INTO ZOMBIES

August 3, 2010 by Frank Lake

ALBUQUERQUE, NM –  The U.S. government is using brain-eating chemicals to turn Americans into Zombies.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags Aldous Huxley, Alex Jones, arizona immigration law, brain-eating chemicals, brain-eating vaccines, George Lucas, john holdren, lobotomy, SB 1070, science czar, zombies

ED ANGER: OBAMA HAS MORE CZARS THAN THE RUSKIES!

July 15, 2009 by Ed Anger

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I’m madder than a Kossack who’s run out of vodka!

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