MOSCOW – An alien spaceship from Planet Zeeba was seen hovering over the Kremlin last night.
MOSCOW – Russia launched a man spacedcraft that is scheduled to land on the sun.
MOSCOW – Russian supermodel, Irina Shayk, models the latest in Russian Spy swimwear.
BROOKLYN – Faravores, followers of the latest food craze, demand distance for their delicacies.
SIBERIA – Following reports of a UFO crash last month, Russians found the body of an alien buried in the snow!
WASHINGTON – Secret CIA memos reveal that President John F. Kennedy was killed because he wanted to release the UFO files.
MOSCOW – 144 years after selling Alaska to the U.S., Russia wants it back.
SIBERIA – A Yeti has been sighted numerous times in remote areas of Siberia!
MOSCOW — A flying donkey that last year shot to international fame has been murdered!
WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.