Ron Paul Archives

MEXICO TO BE 51st STATE IN 2014

August 20, 2013 by Frank Lake

ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.

April 13, 2012 by Frank Lake

SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Mitt Romney celebrated his inevitable Republican nomination with his sister wives and dozens of children.

April 3, 2012 by Frank Lake

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!

January 31, 2012 by Frank Lake

ORLANDO, FL – Newt Gingrich declared himself the clear winner of the Florida primary.

January 23, 2012 by Frank Lake

Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul has reportedly been arrested by the Transportation Security Administration.

January 14, 2012 by Tap Vann

NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.

January 11, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

PORTSMOUTH, NH – Mitt Romney celebrated his New Hampshire win with his sister wives and dozens of children.

January 3, 2012 by Frank Lake

DES MOINES – Aliens have been spotted around Ron Paul in Iowa. Could they be supporters?

September 8, 2011 by Frank Lake

SIMI VALLEY, CA – Ron Paul defeated Rick Perry in the debate last night, then beat him up backstage.

June 23, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON, DC – Congress will vote next month on a bill to legalize marijuana.