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SENATOR RAND PAUL ARRESTED!

January 23, 2012 by Frank Lake

Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul has reportedly been arrested by the Transportation Security Administration.

August 31, 2011 by Tap Vann

MIAMI – The TSA caught a man with snakes in a pants.

November 18, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – Amid protests, the TSA is not backing down. They have ordered all passengers to be groped at security checkpoints.

November 17, 2010 by Frank Lake

Check out this Taiwanese animation about the TSA and their plans to “touch your junk”.

November 16, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The TSA announced that they will be selling naked body scans of passengers on EBay to help pay off the national debt.

November 11, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – Janet Napolitano announced today that, due to increased threats, all airline passengers will be strip-searched.

October 26, 2010 by Frank Lake

NAPLES – Cell phone guns are being used by the Mafia, and criminals, all around the world.

December 29, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – New airline restrictions will soon be taking effect. Weekly World News has acquired a list of what to expect.