Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul has reportedly been arrested by the Transportation Security Administration.
TSA
TSA: “EVERYONE WILL BE GROPED”
WASHINGTON – Amid protests, the TSA is not backing down. They have ordered all passengers to be groped at security checkpoints.
TSA SELLS NAKED BODY SCANS ONLINE
WASHINGTON – The TSA announced that they will be selling naked body scans of passengers on EBay to help pay off the national debt.
TSA TO STRIP SEARCH ALL PASSENGERS
WASHINGTON – Janet Napolitano announced today that, due to increased threats, all airline passengers will be strip-searched.
CELL PHONE GUN
NAPLES – Cell phone guns are being used by the Mafia, and criminals, all around the world.
NEW AIRLINE RESTRICTIONS
WASHINGTON, DC – New airline restrictions will soon be taking effect. Weekly World News has acquired a list of what to expect.