ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.
MEXICO CITY – A Zeeban spaceship was spotted over the city!
10,000 Mexican “undead” walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.
MEXICO CITY – On Monday, lawmakers in Mexico City passed a bill to legalize gay marriage. By Tuesday the city was in flames.