ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.
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UFO OVER MEXICO CITY
MEXICO CITY – A Zeeban spaceship was spotted over the city!
ZOMBIES TAKE OVER MEXICO CITY!
10,000 Mexican “undead” walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.
MEXICO CITY GAY MARRIAGE
MEXICO CITY – On Monday, lawmakers in Mexico City passed a bill to legalize gay marriage. By Tuesday the city was in flames.
COCAINE FOUND IN FROZEN SHARKS
MEXICO CITY – The Mexican navy has discovered more than one ton of cocaine – in the bodies of frozen sharks!
SWINE FLU AFFECTS CINCO DE MAYO
MEXICO CITY – Cinco de Mayo celebrations will proceed in Mexico. Adjustments are being made to counter the lingering threat of swine flu.