Weekly World News
Alien balls are being found all over Mexico!
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.
MEXICO CITY – A Zeeban spaceship was spotted over the city!
10,000 Mexican “undead” walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.
MEXICO CITY – On Monday, lawmakers in Mexico City passed a bill to legalize gay marriage. By Tuesday the city was in flames.
MEXICO CITY – The Mexican navy has discovered more than one ton of cocaine – in the bodies of frozen sharks!
MEXICO CITY – Cinco de Mayo celebrations will proceed in Mexico. Adjustments are being made to counter the lingering threat of swine flu.