SOUTH KOREA – Mexicans sneaking onto the U.S. Olympic Team have been granted amnesty and U.S. citizenship.
MEXICO TO BE 51st STATE IN 2014
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014.
FEDS TO OPEN U.S. BORDERS
The White House will announce new “open borders” policy with Mexico and Canada. “All are welcome!”