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CHILEAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO SWAP WIVES WITH OBAMA

March 21, 2011 by Frank Lake

SANTIAGO, Chile –Chile’s smitten President Sebastian Pinera professed his undying love to Michelle Obama on Monday.

March 12, 2011 by WWN Staff

WASHINGTON – With March 15^th approaching and the threat of Facebook shutting down, the U.S. decided to bailout Facebook!

February 20, 2011 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!

February 5, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

CAIRO, Egypt – Scientists plan to resurrect King Tutankhamen to lead Egypt out of oppression.

January 26, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – President Obama rallies America in his State of the Union Address.

January 24, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.

January 18, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.

December 8, 2010 by WWN Staff

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama will appear on tonight’s episode of Mythbusters.

October 27, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Obama sings with Jon Stewart’s F.U. Choir on Comedy Central’s “Daily Show” tonight.

October 13, 2010 by Frank Lake

LANGLEY, VA – The CIA has purchased a large fleet of Google Driverless Cars.