president obama Archives

CHINA TO BUY CALIFORNIA?

October 12, 2010 by Frank Lake

SACRAMENTO – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Chinese leaders today. They want to buy California.

September 30, 2010 by Frank Lake

INDIA – An important ruling was handed down today regarding disputed land. The verdict: the land goes to Obama!

September 29, 2010 by Frank Lake

SAN DIEGO – Scientists believe the world is running out of breathable air.

September 18, 2010 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES – President Obama stars in three episodes of the CBS remake of Hawaii Five-O.

September 16, 2010 by Garrett Hawley

EGYPT – One Egyptian newspaper’s fun with photoshop has gotten it into some hot water!

September 16, 2010 by Frank Lake

SACRAMENTO – Gov. Schwarzenegger confirmed that pot ice cream will now be available in all public schools in California.

September 15, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – President Obama will throw a fiesta on September 16th to celebrate Mexico’s bicentennial.

September 3, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”

September 3, 2010 by Frank Lake

MARICOPA COUNTY – The Department of Justice had Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio arrested and deported yesterday.

September 2, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama decided the Oval Office needed a major “change.”