BEIJING – Obama Fried Chicken is the hottest new franchise in China.
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OBAMA TO BUILD INTERCONTINENTAL RAILROAD
DENVER – President Obama plans to build an Intercontinental Railroad between New York and Paris.
OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.
MURDOCH HACKED OBAMA
LONDON – Investigators revealed that Rupert Murdoch’s News of The World has been hacking Obama’s blackberry.
"EAT YOUR PEAS" SUMMIT
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.
SOCAL TO SECEDE; FORM NEW STATE
SAN DIEGO – 13 Southern California counties have voted to secede from California and form a new state.
CLINTON GETS OSAMA'S PORN STASH
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama has given Bill Clinton a gift – Osama Bin Laden’s porn collection!
TRUMP WANTS TO SEE OSAMA'S DEATH CERTIFICATE!
NEW YORK – Minutes after President Obama’s speech, Donald Trump has demanded to see Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate!