LOS ANGELES – Ashton Kutcher and Demi are divorcing. He’s with Betty White now.
TIGER WOODS ANNOUNCES "NO ANNOUNCEMENT"
LOS ANGELES – Tiger Woods held a press conference to tell the golf world he would not be making an annoucement.
ITALIANS FLEE ROME!
ROME – Thousands of Romans are fleeing in fear of a devastating earthquake forecast for May 11th.
U.S. BAILS OUT FACEBOOK!
WASHINGTON – With March 15th approaching and the threat of Facebook shutting down, the U.S. decided to bailout Facebook!
iPAD 2 RUMORS
NEW YORK – Apple announced that the iPad 2 will come installed with a revolutionary app – Windows!
JUSTIN BIEBER TAKES ESTROGEN, HAS BREASTS
ORLANDO – Justin Bieber, taking estrogen pills to avoid puberty, now has breasts!