March 15th

U.S. BAILS OUT FACEBOOK!

March 12, 2011 by WWN Staff

WASHINGTON – With March 15^th approaching and the threat of Facebook shutting down, the U.S. decided to bailout Facebook!

GOLDMAN SACHS BANS U.S. INVESTORS FROM FACEBOOK

January 18, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – In a ruse to cover-up the fact that Facebook is shutting down, Goldman Sachs announced that U.S. citizens are banned from investing in Facebook.