PALO ALTO – Facebook continues to deny rumors it is shutting down on May 15th of 2013. WWN, however, has confirmed that it is true.
DAVOS – The world’s elite all agree that the Facebook IPO will be the most important world event since the invention of fire!
WASHINGTON – With March 15th approaching and the threat of Facebook shutting down, the U.S. decided to bailout Facebook!
NEW YORK – In a ruse to cover-up the fact that Facebook is shutting down, Goldman Sachs announced that U.S. citizens are banned from investing in Facebook.
Judgement day is rapidly approaching for Facebook. Fear not – WWN has alternatives to pass the time with!