VANCOUVER – An Asian man tried to sneak into Canada dressed as an old white man.
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HARRY REID DECLARED WINNER!
LAS VEGAS – Early voting has assured victory for Harry Reid in next week’s midterm elections.
MINERS BROUGHT UP, POLITICIANS SENT DOWN
COPIAPO, CHILE – In an agreement between the U.S. and Chile — for each miner brought up, they will send down one U.S. politician.
REID IN LOVE WITH GILLIBRAND
WHITE HOUSE FORMS DANCE TROUPE
WASHINGTON – On the first night of the White House Dance Series, the White House introduced its own dance troupe, Hip-Potus.
LABOR DAY RENAMED SEX DAY.
WASHINGTON – Due to the poor economy, Congress voted today to rename Labor Day. This year it will be called “Sex Day.”
OBAMAS GO TO BURNING MAN
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas flew away from Martha’s Vineyard today to attend Burning Man.
SENATE VOTES TO GIVE UNEMPLOYED NEW HOUSES, CARS
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted 60-40 on Tuesday to move forward with buying new houses and cars for all unemployed Americans.
HARRY REID JOINS MALE BROTHEL
TONOPAH, NEVADA — Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has decided to work for a male brothel in Nevada, part of a new campaign strategy “to serve all Nevada voters.”