JESUS’S SANDALS FOUND IN UTAH!

Religious Groups Fight for Ownership MOAB, UTAH — The lost Sandals of Jesus, missing for over 2,000 years, have been found! An intrepid Vatican treasure hunter stunned every biblical when he found them in Utah! Hundreds of devout pilgrims are flocking to see the holy relics in Utah. Many Utah citizens have claimed that after … READ MORE

WAS “THE LAST SUPPER” REALLY A CELEBRITY ROAST?

ONE SCIENTIST SAYS “YES!” Most professors of Art History and a hefty amount of podiatrists conclude that there are three images of art, recognized all over the world: The Crucifixion, da Vinci’s The Last Supper, and SpongeBob SquarePants. When this reporter heard that there were secrets of da Vinci’s “The Last Supper” that have been … READ MORE

JESUS FINDS FACE OF CHER ON HIS TOAST!

A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! Jesus H. Christ, Son of God and The Savior of Mankind, was amazed, last week, to find the face of rock songstress Cher in his slice of rye toast. “It was definitely the face of Cher,” said Mr. Christ. “I couldn’t believe it. I’ve been a fan of hers since her Sonny … READ MORE

HOLY MACKEREL

Village Worships Sacred Fish BETHANY, THE JORDAN RIVER –  One of the most famous figures in the New Testament is John the Baptist, who immersed people in water to cleanse them of sin.  However, Weekly World News has discovered that John did not acquire his skills overnight. He spent months experimenting with different methods using … READ MORE

MOSES HAD A GPS!

SINAI PENINSULA – Sometime around the year 1340 B.C., this little patch of sun-baked land was the setting for one of the most heroic escapes in the annals of mankind:  the Exodus of the Hebrew people from Egypt. “After Moses led the people of Israel from Egypt, they wandered in the Sinai desert for forty … READ MORE