election Archives

TRUMP & PUTIN RIDE INTO 2020

January 2, 2020 by Frank Lake

Weekly World News has learned that Russian President, Vladimir Putin will be joining the campaign of Donald J. Trump for the 2020 election. In the coming weeks, the two men will be making joint appearances in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, New Mexico, and Minnesota. UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR TRUMP Putin told this reporter (at a bar in … READ MORE

BIG BIRD LIVES!

November 7, 2012 by Frank Lake

Big Bird, who was scheduled to be executed by Mitt Romney, was given a new lease on life with a win by Barack Obama!

CNN CALLS ELECTION FOR OBAMA!

November 6, 2012 by Frank Lake

With only 1% of the vote in, CNN has declared President Barack Obama the winner of the 2012 election.

ALIEN PREDICTS ROMNEY LANDSLIDE!

November 5, 2012 by Frank Lake

Mitt Romney has secured the coveted endorsement of the Washington space alien P’Lod, who predicts Romney will win in a landslide!

SENATOR TRIES TO SWEEP ELECTION WITH PRO-VACUUM STANCE

September 27, 2012 by Andy Smith

W.Va.’s Senator Joe Manchin doubles down on love for the cleaning machines ahead of the election.

BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN

April 25, 2012 by Andy Smith

WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.