Fresh off his divorce from Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise has a new significant other in his life: Anderson Cooper.
POLITICS BANNED FROM ALL CABLE NEWS NETWORKS?
If a grass-roots organization has its way, all political shows …
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WOMAN FINDS GIANT KFC BUCKET!
WAYNESBORO, GA – A Georgia woman found a seven-foot tall Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket in her front yard.
PIERS MORGAN DEPORTED BACK TO ENGLAND
The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
ANNE FRANK NOT A BELIEBER
A psychic has confirmed that Anne Frank is NOT a Beiber fan. But, she loves One Direction!
CNN CALLS ELECTION FOR OBAMA!
With only 1% of the vote in, CNN has declared President Barack Obama the winner of the 2012 election.