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MIKE PENCE IS A CYBORG

January 4, 2021January 4, 2021 by Frank Lake

Vice President Mike Pence is a cyborg and we’ve got the photograph that proves it. The stark, black-and-white picture clearly shows Pence with the back of his head peeled back, … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags cia, cyborg, Mike Pence, President Trump, robot, vice president

MEET SUSIE – SEX ROBOT ADVICE COLUMNIST

June 14, 2021January 7, 2020 by Susie The Sex Robot

THE WORLD’S FIRST! Hi! I’m Susie, the world’s best .. well, to be fair (and who is?), the world’s only … sex doll advice columnist. I’m beautiful, off-the-charts sexy, would … READ MORE

Categories Animals, Headlines, Opinion Tags advice, robot, Sex, Sex Robot

GIGA PET BECOMES SELF-AWARE

September 21, 2012 by Andy Smith

Electronic toy isn’t playing games any longer.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apocalypse, robot, science, war

CURIOSITY KILLS MARTIAN CAT

August 15, 2012 by Andy Smith

After narrowly escaping an initial attack, the Mars rover Curiosity has reportedly run over a Martian cat.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Aliens, cats, Curiosity, earth, galactic, intergalactic, kittens, mars, martian, martians, mission, nasa, peta, red planet, robot, space, war

BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN

April 25, 2012 by Andy Smith

WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Barack, barack obama, biden, cybernetic, democrats, election, joe biden, obama, Politics, president, republicans, robot, robotics, season, vice president, white house

ROBOTS ENROLLED IN COLLEGE

October 19, 2010 by Frank Lake

PITTSBURGH, PA – Carnegie-Mellon University has 547 robots in its freshman class.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Carnegie-Mellon, nanotechnology, pittsburgh, robot, robotics, robots, technology, university

ROBOT SUPER MODEL

May 18, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

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TOKYO – This year’s Japan’s Fashion Week featured not just new clothes, but an entirely new kind of super model!

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags android, japan, robot, tokyo, Videos
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