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linguistics

NEW YORK ACCENT DYING OUT!

January 20, 2012 by Tap Vann

The traditional New York accent – where residents pronounce coffee “cawfee” etc. – will be gone by 2015 scholars claim. 

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags linguistics

STUDY: BRITISH ACCENT NO LONGER SEXY

December 9, 2011 by Frank Lake

PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting  sexual partners.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags angelina jolie, brad pitt, British accent, george clooney, Google Currents, great britain, linguistics, Sex, sexy, Stanford University, The Guardian

FEDS TO SEIZE ALL ACOUSTIC GUITARS!

September 8, 2011 by Frank Lake

MEMPHIS – Federal agents raided guitar factories around the country today. They plan to seize all acoustic guitars.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags EPA, linguistics, memphis, wood

RICK PERRY IS FAKING HIS TWANG!

August 19, 2011 by Frank Lake

DALLAS  – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, job, jobs, linguistics, lone star state, republican, rick perry, texas, university of texas

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