NEW YORK – Mayor Bloomberg told New Yorkers that anyone looting during Hurricane Sandy will be put in internment camps in upstate New York.
Irene
CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
VERMONT 13
RUTLAND, VT. — 13 Vermont town are suffering from Hurricane Irene. It turns out that the number 13 is Irene’s favorite.
SEAN PENN AIDS CT FLOOD VICTIMS
NORWALK, CT – Sean Penn has come to the rescue again! He is helping victims of Hurricane Irene.
IRENE WEAKENS
ATLANTIC CITY – Hurricane Irene is weakening and may not be the “apocalypse” that authorities in multiple states are making it out to be.
SNOOKI BLOWN OFF JERSEY SHORE!
SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NJ – Snooki was on the boardwalk when Irene hit. She was blown away!
HELLSTORM WILL DESTROY MANHATTAN!
NEW YORK – Meteorologists are predicting that Hurricane Irene will sink Manhattan Island.