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JAY-Z NAMED SECRETARY OF STATE

President Obama named Jay-Z his new Secretary of State. He will replace Hillary Clinton in January of 2013.

WWN has learned that Hillary Clinton did not have a blood clot. She went into the hospital to have a facelift.

On the eve of the second Presidential Debate, Hillary Clinton has endorsed Mitt Romney for President.

Hillary Clinton landed in Malawi and was attacked by over a thousand killer bees!

WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she will announce her run for President.

TEL AVIV – Justin Bieber has been called in to help negotiate peace in the Mideast.

JORDAN – Mideast leaders agree – Satan has taken control of Hillary Clinton’s body.

TOLEDO, OH – The Chaos Cloud was sited hovering high above western Ohio yesterday.