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BANK TRANSFER DAY: NOVEMBER 5TH

November 4, 2011 by Tap Vann

Citizens  have organized an event to move all funds from banks and put them into credit unions on November 5th, 2011.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bank of america, Dodd Frank, Occupy Wall Street

WALL STREET PLANS COUNTERATTACK

October 4, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK, NY –  Wall Street executives, bankers and traders are planning a major counter-offensive against Occupy Wall Street protesters!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bank of america, Occupy Main Street, Occupy Wall Street, wall street protests

BANK OF AMERICA ADDS HOST OF NEW FEES

September 30, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Bank of America has added a host of  new charges – including The Walking Fee, The Talking Fee and The Looking Fee.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bank of america, fees

DID GEORGE SOROS CAUSE MARKET CRASH?

August 9, 2011 by Tap Vann

NEW YORK – There’s speculation that George Soros placed heavy bets against the U.S.  causing the market crash.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags AA+, aaa, bank of america, barack obama, downgrade, downgraded, fox news, George Soros, hedge fund, Media Matters, Open Society, Rupert Murdoch, S&P, Soros

GEEZER BANDIT

November 18, 2009 by Gerry Dorsey

SAN DIEGO, CA – An elderly man nicknamed the “Geezer Bandit” is believed to have robbed five different banks!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bank of america

ED ANGER SAYS: CAT MEAT’S FOR COMMIES!

February 16, 2009 by Ed Anger

All these bailouts and whatnot have got me as mixed up as a high-class hooker at a Motel 6!

Categories Ed Anger Tags bailout, bank of america, Ed Anger, edanger, fat cats, Goldman Sachs, jpmorgan chase, Morgan Stanley, tonya, tonya worlds fattest cat

JOHN THAIN’S $87,000 RUG

January 23, 2009 by Garrett Hawley

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NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bank of america, bhutan, cryptid, john thain, johnthain, merrill lynch, nepal, sherpa, world cryptid federation, yeti

MERRILL LYNCH SLAUGHTERS BULL MASCOT

October 8, 2008 by WWN Staff

NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.

Categories Headlines Tags armani, bank of america, bull, john thain, johnthain, merrill lynch, new york, new york city

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