Citizens have organized an event to move all funds from banks and put them into credit unions on November 5th, 2011.
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WALL STREET PLANS COUNTERATTACK
NEW YORK, NY – Wall Street executives, bankers and traders are planning a major counter-offensive against Occupy Wall Street protesters!
BANK OF AMERICA ADDS HOST OF NEW FEES
NEW YORK – Bank of America has added a host of new charges – including The Walking Fee, The Talking Fee and The Looking Fee.
DID GEORGE SOROS CAUSE MARKET CRASH?
NEW YORK – There’s speculation that George Soros placed heavy bets against the U.S. causing the market crash.
GEEZER BANDIT
SAN DIEGO, CA – An elderly man nicknamed the “Geezer Bandit” is believed to have robbed five different banks!
ED ANGER SAYS: CAT MEAT’S FOR COMMIES!
All these bailouts and whatnot have got me as mixed up as a high-class hooker at a Motel 6!
JOHN THAIN’S $87,000 RUG
NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.
MERRILL LYNCH SLAUGHTERS BULL MASCOT
NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.