Tag Archives: Russia
RUSSIAN MEN PREFER RUBBER WOMEN
SIBERIA – Russian men are choosing to spend their time with rubber women rather than real women.
GREENLAND ICE CHUNK HEADED FOR MANHATTAN!
NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!
ANNA FERMANOVA, ANOTHER SEXY RUSSIAN SPY NAILED
Plano, TX – Another sexy Russian, Anna Fermanova, has been arrested in Texas and charged with spying for Russia.
BABY MAMMOTH ON DISPLAY IN FRANCE
PUY-EN-VELAY, FRANCE – A baby woolly mammoth, one of the oldest intact mammoths every found, is now on display in a French museum.
CONTAMINATED HOLY WATER
MOSCOW – More than 100 Russian Orthodox followers have been hospitalized after drinking contaminated holy water!
ED ANGER: OBAMA HAS MORE CZARS THAN THE RUSKIES!
I’m madder than a Kossack who’s run out of vodka!
ED ANGER SAYS: LEAVE OUR NUKES ALONE!
That Obama really smashes my atoms!
Bridge to Nowhere Leads to Alien Quizno’s
The “Road to Nowhere” in fact leads to a delicious, yet invisible to human eyes, Alien-franchised Quizno’s
Russians Train Mummy Air Force
Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers









