After years of digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born: Mars!
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OBAMA IN REMAKE OF HAWAII FIVE-O
LOS ANGELES – President Obama stars in three episodes of the CBS remake of Hawaii Five-O.
OBAMA IS XENU
WASHINGTON – The White House drops a bombshell. President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.
HEALTH CARE DEATH PANELS
Republicans continue their criticism of Health Care reform. Birthers claim they have proof of Democrat Death Panels.