NEW YORK, NY – MTV executives have been arrested for airing their new hit show, Skins, which features minors having sex.
GORE STRONG ENOUGH TO BE CROW'S MAN
WORLD EXCLUSIVE – Weekly World News has learned that Al Gore has not been having an affair with Laurie David for the past two years, but instead has been involved with rocker Sheryl Crow.
BILL CLINTON IN NORTH KOREA
LOS ANGELES – Bill Clinton returns to the US with freed North Korean prisoners. Weekly World News has acquired a transcript of his exchange with Kim Jong Il.