FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013! (UPDATE)

PALO ALTO  – Facebook continues to deny rumors it is shutting down on May 15th of 2013.  WWN, however, has confirmed that it is true.

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MEGAN FOX MARRIES, BUT SHE'S STILL A MAN!

KONA, HI –  WWN has confirmed that Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green on June 24th.  WWN also confirmed that she is still a man.

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"MANIGATOR DUNDEE" SNUBBED

OSCEOLA, FL – Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, was outraged this week that his debut movie was passed over by the Golden Globes.

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