Everybody knows Hillary Clinton wears the pants in that crazy family, but now she could go to jail for it!
NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…
I’m madder than Ted Kennedy at a cash bar! Today’s May 1, the big commie holiday.
WASHINGTON, DC – The Hill was shocked as Pennsylvania’s senior Senator, Republican Arlen Specter, announced he was switching parties – because of the babes!
WASHINGTON, DC – Charles Freeman has withdrawn from consideration as National Intelligence Chair. Another appointee is claimed by the Obama Curse.
I’m madder than a double-entry bookkeeper with a single-entry wife about all this Tom Daschle craziness!
ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.
We’re opening the vaults to give Area 51 members access to some of our classic Weekly World News covers!
“I won’t be dwarfed by a Democrat!”, candidate declares