NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…
ED ANGER SAYS: MAY DAY? MAYDAY!!
I’m madder than Ted Kennedy at a cash bar! Today’s May 1, the big commie holiday.
ARLEN SPECTER SWITCHES PARTIES
WASHINGTON, DC – The Hill was shocked as Pennsylvania’s senior Senator, Republican Arlen Specter, announced he was switching parties – because of the babes!
OBAMA APPOINTEE CURSE
WASHINGTON, DC – Charles Freeman has withdrawn from consideration as National Intelligence Chair. Another appointee is claimed by the Obama Curse.
ED ANGER SAYS: TOM DASCHLE IS MY HERO
I’m madder than a double-entry bookkeeper with a single-entry wife about all this Tom Daschle craziness!
PhD APE GOES TO GEORGIA
ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.
UPDATE: OBATMA CELEBRATES!
UPDATE: Obatma rejoices over Clinton’s nomination for Secretary of State position: the Bureau of Mutant Affairs is his!
Five Classic Weekly World News Covers
We’re opening the vaults to give Area 51 members access to some of our classic Weekly World News covers!
McCain Delays Debate to Lengthen Legs
“I won’t be dwarfed by a Democrat!”, candidate declares