Tiger Woods lost (again) at the U.S. Open. This time he blamed his loss on a voodoo curse his ex-wife placed on him.
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TIGER BACK WITH ELIN
ORLANDO – The Saga of Tiger and Elin gets weirder. Years after the “incident”, they are slowly getting back together.
TIGER HIRES MISTRESS AS NEW CADDY
ORLAND, FL – Tiger Woods quickly replaced his caddy. He hired former mistress – Jamie Jungers.
TIGER WOODS ENGAGED!
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL – Tiger Woods announced that he is getting married again. His new bride? Rachel Uchitel.
TIGER WOODS BUYS $30 MILLION BIKINI
PANAMA CITY, FL – Tiger Woods finalized his divorce , then bought this $30 million dollar bikini. Who’s the lucky girl?
SARAH PALIN NEW HEAD OF WNBA
NEW YORK, NY – After weeks of speculation as to why she quit/stepped-down/quit her duties as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has resurfaced…
GOLF TO INITIATE ALL-STAR EVENT
NEW YORK, NY – Move over Pro bowl, horrible NHL All-Star goal fest, and no-D NBA all-star crapfest.