Right about now, Ted Kennedy’s in hell, and he’s madder than Michael J. Fox playing freeze tag!
I’m madder than Santa on a treadmill! You can have a Merry Christmas if you want to, but I’m miserable!
I’m madder than Howie Mandel with a rusty razor!
I’m madder than a flea on a soapy dog! There’s this crazy rumor going around the computers that I’m dead!
I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention! If those lie-berals hate Sarah Palin so much, how come they keep talking about her?