CLEVELAND – Doctors have finally diagnosed Jimmy Carter’s mysterious medical condition: he’s pregnant!
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OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
THE NORTH KOREAN EGG CRISIS
PYONGYANG – The Defense Department has learned that North Korea is behind the tainted eggs found in American grocery stores.
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING CRASHED
RHINEBECK, NY – Chelsea Clinton’s wedding was crashed by celebrities, aliens and a dictator.
CLINTON THROWS BACHELOR PARTY FOR MEZVINKSY
Rhinebeck, NY – Bill Clinton threw a wild bachelor party last night for his future son-in-law, Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea Clinton wasn’t happy.
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING GUEST LIST
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31.
HILLARY CLINTON WARNS ARIZONA
PHOENIX, AZ – One state could be facing some legal problems due to the passing of controversial legislation!
ED ANGER SAYS: "SEND HILLARY TO FRANCE!"
Everybody knows Hillary Clinton wears the pants in that crazy family, but now she could go to jail for it!