SECAUCUS, New Jersey – New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan wants to change football to FEETBALL!
Month: January 2011
CHINA STATE DINNER WITH THE OBAMAS
WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.
HU JINTAO GOES TO WASHINGTON
Taiwanese animators are at it again. This time they take on Hu Jintao’s visit to Washington.
GOLDMAN SACHS BANS U.S. INVESTORS FROM FACEBOOK
NEW YORK – In a ruse to cover-up the fact that Facebook is shutting down, Goldman Sachs announced that U.S. citizens are banned from investing in Facebook.
340-YEAR-OLD BIBLE
WISCONSIN – A middle school teacher in Wisconsin discovered a 340-year-old Bible, signed by Paul Bunyan.
YOUR PASSPORT TO HEAVEN
Your Passport to Heaven is a non-stop thrill ride giving its readers an insight into what it takes to insure your passage through the pearly gates.
SONNY BONO REINCARNATED AS A DOG
LOS ANGELES – Sonny Bono has been reincarnated as a dog that can read!
TOXIC WASTE CANDY ACTUALLY TOXIC
WASHINGTON – The FDA issued a product recall for several products made by the Indiana based company, Candy Dynamics.
