January 2011

IDAHO BANS HIP-HOP!

January 15, 2011 by WWN Staff

BOISE, ID – Quick Gem Staters, hide the Biggie Smalls! The state of Idaho is banning hip-hop music!

January 15, 2011 by Frank Lake

LONDON – Scientists have created a Superchicken that doesn’t spread bird flu, is faster than a speeding bullet and can bend steel with its beak.

January 15, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

NEW YORK – To celebrate the two year anniversary of the “Miracle on the Hudson,” New York City officials gassed a flock of Canada Geese.

January 15, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

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January 15, 2011 by Frank Lake

HOLLYWOOD – CBS has decided to help Charlie Sheen get the help he needs. They’ve bought him his own brothel in Nevada.

January 15, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

MICHIGAN – A woman makes a replica of Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper with her belly button lint.

January 15, 2011 by Frank Lake

IRAN – Iranian officials confirmed today that they have found Noah’s Ark!

January 14, 2011 by Tap Vann

AUSTRALIA – It’s taken 26 years of production to unearth this rare pink diamond.

June 14, 2021January 14, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – There’s a massive Rat Attack in NYC. Subway riders are being attacked on every train!

January 14, 2011 by Tap Vann

CALIFORNIA – Scientists have discovered a 34,000 year old organism. It’s alive… and it’s an alien!