BOISE, ID – Quick Gem Staters, hide the Biggie Smalls! The state of Idaho is banning hip-hop music!
Month: January 2011
SUPERCHICKEN!
LONDON – Scientists have created a Superchicken that doesn’t spread bird flu, is faster than a speeding bullet and can bend steel with its beak.
GOOSE GASSING
NEW YORK – To celebrate the two year anniversary of the “Miracle on the Hudson,” New York City officials gassed a flock of Canada Geese.
CBS BUYS BROTHEL FOR CHARLIE SHEEN
HOLLYWOOD – CBS has decided to help Charlie Sheen get the help he needs. They’ve bought him his own brothel in Nevada.
LAST SUPPER MADE WITH BELLY BUTTON LINT
MICHIGAN – A woman makes a replica of Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper with her belly button lint.
RATS FEED ON NYC SUBWAY RIDERS
NEW YORK – There’s a massive Rat Attack in NYC. Subway riders are being attacked on every train!
34,000 YEAR OLD ORGANISM FOUND
CALIFORNIA – Scientists have discovered a 34,000 year old organism. It’s alive… and it’s an alien!








